Monday, June 18, 2007

20070618: A Letter for Alodia Gosiengfiao

Dear Alodia,

Your fans call you the darling of the crowd, but you are not. Your just a manipulative little girl who wants to become a star. Unfortunately, you lack special skills to become a star -- but with a little help, you might have hope. I am not a professional but I know the basics like:
  • Practice your hosting skills. Did you think that you are great on stage? Unfortunately, you suck big time. You're stuttering, and the only ones who adored you are the pathetic fan boys -- who are probably wanking at the mere sight of you. A host tries to give life to an event, not become a yard stick on stage.
  • Practice on your acting skills as well. If you want to convince other people, sound more convincing. Give more constructive criticisms.
  • While your at it, try to sing and dance as well, as stars in the this country try their luck in dancing and singing as well.
As for being a manipulative, stop being a plastic bitch and try to come out as clean. You can not please everybody. You should once in a while release your feelings instead of trying to say this and that, that obviously contradicts what you are saying.

Love and Kisses,
RL

4 comments:

Mike Abundo said...

Ah, yet another hater. Some people just can't accept that Alodia isn't a conventional celebrity.

Rant Letters said...

Nope, I don't hate her. I don't remember posting that I hate her.

Read it again, fanboy.

Mike Abundo said...

"Your (sic) just a manipulative little girl who wants to become a star." Oh yeah, that's definitely not hateful. :P

Rant Letters said...

Yep, that's not hateful in my book. Don't worry, if I started to hate her, I'll put it in bold, size 90 font.